Aliens in the Attic Blu-ray delivers stunning video and great audio in this fan-pleasing Blu-ray release
It’s summer vacation, but the Pearson family kids are stuck at a boring lake house with their
nerdy parents. That is until feisty, little, green aliens crash-land on the roof, with plans to
conquer the house AND Earth! Using only their wits, courage and video game-playing skills, the
youngsters must band together to defeat the aliens and save the world -- but the toughest part
might be keeping the whole thing a secret from their parents!
If you grew up in a large extended family, with a legion of siblings and cousins, you probably
remember having imaginative adventures during get-togethers—snowball fights became epic wars
between good and evil, trips to the lake played host to high-seas hijinks, and homemade table 'n
blanket forts were envisioned as massive military complexes from which to stage food-raid invasions
of the kitchen. Aliens in the Attic feels like that kind of make-believe playmaking—Oh no!
There are space invaders upstairs! Grab the Nerf guns!—but this time it's real. Unfortunately, it's
not very imaginative. Director John Shultz (The Honeymooners) paces through a
meaningless but marginally fun romp that has a family of tweener kids defending Earth from alien
invaders under the noses of their oblivious parents. It's basically Home Alone, but with little
green men instead of easily foiled burglars.
Aliens. In the attic.
The Pearsons are your average, run-of-the-mall nuclear family. Dad Stuart (Kevin Nealon) has a
gung-ho passion for fishing and an early bird casts the worm idea about how dawn is the best
time to drop a line. His wife Nina (Gillian Vigman) is devoid of personality—she's a typical movie
mom—and their kids barely fare better. Young Hannah (Ashley Boettcher) is adorable enough to
sell Welch's grape juice, big sis Bethany (Ashley Tisdale) hormonally charges through a
relationship with her older beau Ricky (Robert Hoffman), and 15-year-old Tom (Carter Jenkins) is
purposely failing his classes because he doesn't want to be picked on for being a brainiac and
"mathlete." Oh, the pains of being smart. The family rents a vacation house on a lake in
rural Michigan, where they're joined by grandma "Nana" Rose (Doris Roberts), Uncle Nate (Andy
Richter), and his cadre of kids, including sporty teen Jake (Austin Butler). While the adults blithely
while away the time downstairs, the kids discover four aliens trapped in the attic, the vanguard of
a larger invasion to come later that night. The aliens possess a mind-control device that only
works on adults, so the kids try to keep their parents out of the mix while battling the space
creatures with cobbled together weaponry like pump-action potato guns and Mentos/Diet Coke
rockets.
The titular aliens are Gremlins with anthropomorphic personalities; Skip (J.K. Simmons)
is the gruff, take-no-prisoners commander, Sparks (Josh Peck) is empathetic to the humans
'cause he's got a family of his own back on planet Zirkon, and Spike (Thomas Hayden Church)
butts heads with female alien Razor (Kari Wahlgren) in constant battle-of-the-sexes quarrelling.
They're after some sort of beacon device buried under the house, but it doesn't really matter. The
whole set-up is just an excuse for slapstick comedy. And the film is not without its moments. The
alien mind-control device takes the form of a neck implant activated by remote control, and
there's a fairly funny scene when the aliens are controlling Ricky, the doofus boyfriend, while the
kids activate their grandma. What follows is a kung-fu fight of Jet Li versus Jackie Chan
proportions, the two avatars controlled like videogame characters, a la Street Fighter II.
One of the sub-themes, if you can call it that, is that the kids are able to combat the aliens
because of their familiarity with technology, modern technology at least. The younger ones are
baffled by a rotary telephone—it takes forever to dial a single number—but they're apt at
intuitively using alien tech because they've grown up with cell-phones and handheld
videogames.
Ultimately though, a few scattered funny moments and some kid-empowerment can't buoy the
sinking script and deadweight performances. The young actors are uniformly passable, but there's
zero charisma here, no one that stands out. Plus, they all look like kids you'd spot in a J.C.
Penney catalog, holding skateboards or playing basketball. You know the sort. Teen queen Ashley
Tisdale is prominently featured in the film's promos and billing—presumably to capitalize on the
tweener audience of High School Musical—but she's completely adjacent to the story,
and her character is exceptionally aggravating. Likewise, the adult cast members are basically set
dressing. SNL-alums Tim Meadows and Kevin Nealon have both been seen in mediocre,
mid-level comedies before, so it's not exactly surprising to see them telegraphing it in here. Sorry,
"phoning" seems too generous. And Andy Richter! He'd be perfect as the kooky uncle, but he's
given too little screen time to wrangle any meat out of the role. Only Robert Hoffman puts
himself out there as the frat-boy boyfriend, spasmodically jerking and contorting his face into
extreme expressions, but even this performance is stolen outright from the Jim Carrey school of
slapstick. Not immune, the knee-high CGI aliens fall prey to poor scripting and flat line readings. A
very narrow subset of kids may find Aliens in the Attic entertaining—the 6 to 12 crowd,
I'm guessing—but younger kids may be a bit scared, proper teens will roll their eyes, and adults
will be checking their watches.
On the upside, Aliens in the Attic features a 1080p/AVC-encoded transfer that's frequently
visually arresting. The whole film displays an excellent sense of clarity and detail, but there are
certain scenes—like when the family goes out on the lake, or when Bethany and Ricky flirt on the
dock—that display stunning presence and dimensionality, where the screen really looks like a
window into the movie's world. This, of course, is aided by perfect contrast, satisfyingly deep black
levels, and spot-on shadow delineation. You'll also be impressed by the depth of the colors here;
primaries are exceptionally vivid—check out Ricky's yellow sports car or Stuart's red polo shirt—and
all hues feel weighted and strong. Skin tones are healthy, and the film has a warm, saturated cast
throughout. It's an ultra-real, slightly stylized look for sure, but it perfectly suits the nature of the
film. The grain structure is fine but undeniably filmic, and the only real drawback is the artificiality of
some of the digital inserts. The green screen backgrounds are a little obvious at times, especially on
the rooftop, and the aliens occasionally stand out awkwardly from their live-action surroundings.
The
CGI isn't the best I've seen, but it is fluidly animated. Overall, the film looks far better than I was
expecting.
Aliens in the Attic lands on Blu-ray with solid DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 surround track that,
while not quite as involving as it could be, nonetheless broadcasts the film with a deep dynamic
range and a well-balanced mix. Voices are stalwartly clear and crisp, indoor and outdoor acoustics
are reproduced accurately, and the sound effects are generally excellent. I especially like the aliens'
anti-gravity grenade, which disperses a low LFE purring. The orchestral score isn't incredibly
memorable, but bass is quite strong and the high-end instruments sound clean and detailed. The
rear channels get lots of engagement with environmental ambience—rain pours, wind whips,
crickets chirp, and water drips—but I was surprised by how few discrete panning and tracking effects
are used in the film. There's a great sequence when one of the kids throws some firecrackers down
an air vent—they go clattering from front to back convincingly—but I found myself waiting for the
film's big audio "demo" sequence, which unfortunately never came. That's not to say, however,
that this track is disappointing. It's not—I was impressed by the clarity of the sound—but I guess it
comes down to expectations.
Introduction to Film with Ashley Tisdale (1080p, 21sec.)
Am I just old? Am I supposed to know who Ashley Tisdale is? It took me some IMDB'ing, but I
eventually found out she's one of the key drama queens from High School Musical. Here,
she warns the little ones that they might want to close their eyes. "Just kidding," she says, "it's
not too scary."
Alternate Ending (1080p, 2:48)
I can see why they didn't go with this ending—it's kind of clumsy. Do note that the digital effects
aren't complete here and there are some rough animatics in place.
Deleted Scenes (1080p, 3:34)
There are three deleted scenes, including one where Tim Meadows gets launched through the air
and into the lake.
Gag Reel (1080p, 4:54)
There are a few chuckles here, but this is your standard array of flubbed lines and missed
cues.
Behind the Zirkonians (1080p, 15:26)
This is a kind of comic book-style prequel that gives us the back stories on all of the aliens and
shows how they came to be chosen for the mission to Earth. It's really dull, and barely animated,
consisting of single panels with some slight motion.
The Ashley Encounters (1080p, 4:09)
Ashley Tisdale gives a few brief on-set interviews.
Lights, Camera, Aliens! (1080p, 9:31)
This is the film's "making of" featurette, with cast and crew interviews, behind-the-scenes
footage, and a special emphasis on the stunts.
Kung Fu Grandma (SD, 1:21)
Plug in, power up, and punch out! This is a fake commercial for the "Kung Fu Grandma: Action
Gaming System*," with "patented alien mind control technology."
*Nana not included. Your Nana's moves may vary.
Brian Anthony "Electricity" Music Video (1080p, 1:36)
What a horrible song. Thankfully, less than two minutes long.
Fox Movie Channel Presents Life After Film School With Barry Josephson (SD,
27:31)
In Life After Film School, three film school students ask questions to a current industry
insider. Here, Aliens in the Attic executive producer Barry Josephson details his university
experience and explains how he got involved in the film business. If you've ever wondered what
an executive producer actually does, this will give you a pretty good idea.
It's sometimes difficult to judge kids' movies. Looking back on some of my favorites when I was a
kid, many seem completely trite in retrospect, but I remember intensely loving them at the time. I
imagine the same will be true for kids who like Aliens in the Attic. It's not great filmmaking
—or storytelling—by any means, but it offers up a few laughs and, let's face it, a kung fu grandma
is
pretty funny. Adults will want to find something else to do while their kids watch this one, but
parents who are also audio/videophiles may get a small kick out of the excellent Blu-ray
presentation the film's been given.
Aliens in the Attic: Other Editions
2-disc set
Blu-ray bundles with Aliens in the Attic (1 bundle)
Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment has announced that it will release the family film 'Aliens in the Attic' on Blu-ray on November 3, day-and-date with the DVD. It will be presented in 1.85:1 1080p AVC, with a DTS-HD Master Audio soundtrack. The Blu-ray release ...
