South Park: The Complete Thirteenth Season Blu-ray delivers great video and audio in this overall recommended Blu-ray release
South Park revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town.
You have to learn how to lie correctly someday; it might as well be today.
Has it really been thirteen years already? It seems not all that long ago that "South Park" was
the cool and potty-mouthed new kid on the block. With its edgy dialogue, infectious humor,
memorable lines, and the draw of seeing how series creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone would
kill off Kenny every week, it's no wonder that the show grew in popularity and, only a a few short
years after its debut, spawned a feature-length animated film that finally let Cartman,
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny loose, free of the confines of television censors and at liberty to do as they
wished for 80-some minutes with a couple of gassy Canadians, plenty of foul-mouthed music,
and even a date with Lucifer himself. "South Park" the
television show has since only gotten better with time, fine wine and all that jazz. Even at the
ripe old
television age of 13, "South Park" remains a fresh and relevant show, full of social and political
satire that would make even the greats of such endeavors throughout history jealous at Stone
and Parker's ability to so effortlessly comment on the world in which they live through characters
and settings that have remained essentially unchanged but still spawn plenty of laughter on the
surface and, sometimes, offer a deeper and more thought-provoking take on the world at large.
No idyllic scene is safe in the town of South Park.
South Park's thirteenth season offers a smorgasbord of delightful -- and only a few forgettable --
episodes that tackle many of the major issues that have come to define American popular culture
and the world's political and social
landscapes over the past year-plus. The season begins with "The
Ring," an episode that lampoons corporate-influenced musical acts while also taking a jab at their
terribly-pliable fan bases that can't see past the images on a poster, T-shirt, television screen, or
CD
cover. Trey Parker and Matt Stone also take on superhero movies in "The Coon," the economy in
"Margaritaville," Grammy party-pooper Kanye West in "Fishsticks," pirate attacks off the coast of
Somalia in "Fatbeard," recently-deceased celebrities -- including Billy Mays and Michael Jackson --
in the aptly-titled "Dead Celebrities," professional wrestling in "W.T.F.," Japanese whaling and
reality television in "Whale Whores," and political commentator Glenn Beck in "Dances With
Smurfs." In true South Park fashion, no stone is left unturned, no figure shown mercy, and no
side singled out. Trey Parker and Matt Stone see the world -- and not one side of an issue or
another -- as their playground, the duo taking liberties with everything from deadly serious issues
like piracy one week to poking fun at the deadly dead the next. "South Park," throughout every
season, manages to insult just about every viewer on multiple occasions, but it also makes its
audience laugh -- and often at the same insulting thing -- which is one reason why the show has
so effortlessly withstood the test of time. "South Park" is an equal-opportunity offender, and
even at its most juvenile on one end or its most damning to some person, cause, or issue on the
other, there's always some way in each episode to see the humor in the worst of situations, and
Parker and Stone are masters of
manipulating the issues to show the lunacy that exists within every corner of the world in which
they so brilliantly tear down on a weekly basis.
"South Park's" brilliance doesn't begin and end with its unique brand of insulting humor and
savvy political, social, and cultural satire. Perhaps the series' most impressive feat -- and thirteen
years after its inception to boot -- comes in its unique ability to remain fresh, relevant, and funny
year after year with what is essentially a group of characters that remain practically unchanged,
not only from a visual and vocal perspective, but from an emotional, moral, and psychological
angle. Parker and Stone have so wonderfully developed their characters from the outset that
there's been no need to alter the playing field beyond adding a secondary or tertiary character
here and there; the core of Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny allows the "South Park" creative
tandem to fully explore most every issue from most every crucial angle through these characters
and those that exist about their periphery -- particularly their immediate families and their
school's faculty. Additionally, the show remains a thriving enterprise because of its admirable
and incredibly effective "less is more" approach. "South Park" isn't about complex animation but
is instead
about its weekly stories that tear down the real world within the fictional Colorado town, with the
help of the aforementioned characters that never really grow either physically or emotionally and
remain fairly predictable but nevertheless maintain an abundance of humor through their unique
world views.
Season thirteen highlight episodes include:
Episode One, "The Ring."
Kenny has a new girlfriend, Tammy, a fifth grader that's known for her infamous bout of
promiscuity in the parking lot of the local T.G.I. Friday's and as being the only child in school from
a family that's poorer than Kenny's. Kenny's excited at the opportunity of calling Tammy his
own, but Cartman, Kyle, and Stan try and steer their friend away from a girl they believe to be
physically unclean and ridden with disease. Not one that's easily swayed by such minor details,
Kenny pursues the relationship, and when he learns that Tammy has the hots for the Jonas
Brothers, he picks up a couple of tickets in hopes of seducing her through their music. When the
Brothers call Tammy backstage, they share their love of Christ with her and ask her to embrace a
life of abstinence until she's married, a plea she accepts, much to Kenny's outrage and
disappointment. Meanwhile, the Jonas Brothers find themselves in hot water with a particularly
angry Disney representative.
Episode Two, "The Coon."
Cartman has taken on the identity of a Batman-esque superhero known as "The Coon" to help
rid the city of crime in a time of economic trouble and lack of positive change. Unfortunately,
nobody seems to have noticed. Doubly unfortunate is the sudden arrival of a new superhero in
town. Dubbed "Mysterion," this newcomer to South Park's superhero scene suddenly takes all of
the publicity that Cartman seeks. As a desperate final measure to unveil Mysrterion's true
identity and regain the former glory he never had, Cartman teams up with an old rival, Professor
Chaos (Butters), in a scheme to take back the night and earn one more shot at superhero fame.
Episode Three, "Margaritaville."
The recent recipient of a $100 dollar check from his grandmother, Stan is eager to blow it on
whatever his heart desires, but his father Randy has other plans. Stan is forced to deposit it in
the bank, but before he's done speaking with his branch's representative, the bad economy has
eaten the whole shebang, leaving Stan penniless before the check could draw even a penny's
worth of interest. Randy blames South Park's "materialistic heathens" for the financial woes
plaguing the town and, indeed, the country, and he begins a movement to convince South Park's
residents to live a life of frugality that he soon takes to the extreme. In an effort to please his
father, Stan attempts to return a recently-purchased Margarita machine but finds himself forced
to travel the country in a search for someone that's authorized to give him his money back, the
fourth-grader
ultimately coming face-to-face with the powers-that-be behind America's economy. Meanwhile,
Kyle finds himself increasingly frustrated at Randy's new cult of frugality, and he begins a
counter-movement that promotes free enterprise and smart spending rather than an outright
abandonment of the economy.
Episode Five, "Fishsticks."
Jimmy's trying his hand at comedy, and finds himself inspired while in the presence of the
ever-eating Eric Cartman. Jimmy's new joke takes the school by storm, and it's not long before
it's being told around South Park, the state of Colorado, the United States, and the entire world.
It's dubbed the best joke of all time, but only Kanye West isn't laughing. Rather than take the
joke in jest, the rapper attempts to dissect it in an effort to find out why he's been labeled a "gay
fish" as per the joke's punchline. Meanwhile, Comedian Carlos Mencia takes credit for the joke,
much to the anger of Eric Cartman, who as always is seeking fame and fortune on the back of
another, leading him and Jimmy to a final confrontation with an angry figure that could cost
them their lives.
Episode Six, "Pinewood Derby."
It's the night before South Park's Pinewood Derby tournament. Stan and his father Randy are up
late putting the finishing touches on Stan's car. In an effort to finally defeat his snotty
neighbors, Randy places in the back of the car a newly-stolen magnet designed for use in the
Large Hadron
Collider particle accelerator. Stan, much to his chagrin, agrees not to lie to the race officials about
the foreign substance. The car not only wins the race, but it launches into space at warp speed
in
the process. Soon thereafter, an alien discovers the car floating in space and contacts Earth in
preparation of inviting mankind into the Federation of Planets and expresses his desire to meet
the father and son tandem that discovered how to move an object at high warp. Upon landing
in South Park, the alien reveals himself to be an intergalactic gangster with a ship full of stolen
space money. He holds the world hostage and demands the Marshes build him a new warp drive
for his vessel -- or else.
Episode Seven, "Fatbeard."
Cartman is excited to learn about the burgeoning opportunities for Swashbuckling adventure to
be found off
the coast of Somalia. He envisions a life without homework and rules and assembles a makeshift
motley crew of fourth grade pirates to head to the African nation for some plundering fun. When
they arrive in Mogadishu, they are taken captive by
real pirates -- though they're too into the idea of adventure on the high seas to realize what's
happened. Back in South Park, Kyle is excited to learn that Cartman has indeed headed to Africa
and is likely to die there -- until he realizes that his little Canadian adopted brother, Ike, has
joined
Cartman as one of his shipmates. Argh!
Episode Ten, "W.T.F."
The boys have just attended a WWE wrestling match in Denver and have decided to join their
school's wrestling squad. When they arrive, they are confused and turned off by the strange
uniforms and homosexual overtones. Instead, they create their own backyard wrestling league --
the Wrestling Takedown Federation, or W.T.F. for short -- that's more contrived and scripted
drama than it is
takedowns and folding chairs to the head. What starts as a game draws a few fans, and then a
few more, until it turns into a South Park sensation, and the residents believe every word of the
script to be true. As W.T.F.'s fame grows, the WWE takes notice and sends a special envoy to
scout
the boys, but a "real" wrestler with a grudge is out to sabotage the event.
Episode Thirteen, "Dances With Smurfs."
When the voice of South Park Elementary's morning announcements is murdered in a case of
mistaken identity, Cartman seizes the opportunity to serve as his replacement and make the
morning announcements his own -- and with a decidedly negative tone. With every
announcement, Cartman finds a way to deride school President Wendy Testaburger. As the
anti-Wendy sentiment grows, so too does Cartman's popularity. His announcements -- now
televised into every classroom -- lead him to pen a hard-hitting book that asks, but doesn't
always answer, questions about Wendy's personal life and leadership abilities. Finally, Cartman
writes and stars in his own movie about Wendy's evil ways, Dances With Smurfs. Can
Wendy withstand Cartman's attacks, and if so, what can she do to get back at him once and for
all?
Episode Fourteen, "Pee."
The boys are excited to be spending the day at the local water park. Unfortunately, as they tend
to do in South Park, Colorado, things don't exactly work out as planned. Cartman is alarmed by
the number of minorities in the park. His calculations reveal that by 2012 -- the year predicted
to be the end of civilization by the ancient Mayans -- the world will be overrun by minorities and
white people will quickly become extinct. Meanwhile, Kyle is disgusted when Butters urinates in
the water. Kyle has a fear of pee and refuses to return to the water. Unfortunately, his worst
nightmare comes true when one too many swimmers pee in the water, causing a chain reaction
of events that destroy the water park and flood its remnants with liquid human waste, and only
Kyle can save the day. Separated from the group, Cartman is rescued -- by a raft full of
minorities. Fearing that the Mayan's prediction has come true a few years early and worried that
he may be the last white person alive, Cartman begins to contemplate what
life might be like for him as the last of his kind.
Paramount's Blu-ray release of "South Park: The Complete Thirteenth Season" is a sparkling
success that's every bit as bright and colorful as fans would expect -- and demand -- of a high
definition 1080p release of one of television's great animated series. Indeed, though "South
Park" might be made up of basic shapes that form a crude but oddly appealing look, the show's
hallmark visual attribute is no doubt its abundantly colorful palette that's evident in most every
episode not only in season 13 but throughout the series' entire run. This latest Blu-ray release
delivers each and every hue with a strong and eye-catching presentation of the show's myriad of
colors, each one stable, bold, and accurate throughout. Whether Cartman's baby-blue winter
hat, Kenny's orange parka, or any of the less prominent shades that make up clothing,
characters, buildings, backgrounds, and all the little trinkets scattered about the show that help
make it so special and a tribute to the less-is-more approach the show employs, this Blu-ray
handles the "South Park's" always-bright color scheme with ease. Additionally, as
was the case with season 12's release, viewers
of this season will note improved detailing and texturing brought to the forefront by the
high-powered 1080p engine driving the show on Blu-ray. The construction paper-like texture
that's charmingly reflective of the series' meager origins is evident in many places, including walls
and clothes, that gives the show a bit of life and feel beyond what is essentially a flat and
practically dimensionless image. Lines are generally crisp and smooth throughout each frame,
though
a few letters and objects display a bit of a jagged edge or, sometimes, a ghosting effect about
them. Banding is also evident
throughout, but not in abundance. Despite a few issues, this is
essentially "South Park" at its visual best; longtime fans of the series in particular will find plenty
to explore in every nook an cranny of this highly impressive 1080p transfer from Paramount.
"South Park: The Complete Thirteenth Season" arrives on Blu-ray with a quality but sonically
routine Dolby TrueHD 5.1 lossless soundtrack. The track is consistently stable and handles a
myriad of different sonic signatures with ease, and the mix even throws in some surround sound
and low end information for good measure. "The Ring" proves one of the better listens of the lot.
The Jonas Brothers' pop-influenced music offers a delightful and crisp presentation across the
front with a solid flow and realistic feel that has every note pouring into the soundstage with
clarity and efficiency. Listeners won't be fooled into believing they are at the concert, and the
presentation doesn't match the better dedicated live concert Blu-rays available, but for a
22-minute
animated show that's all satire and jokes and not necessarily striving solely for a completely
convincing and
enveloping sound presentation, it's rather good. Likewise, this track offers plenty of
atmospherics; whether
giggly girls at the aforementioned concert or echoing voices at a WWE match inside Denver's
Pepsi Center in "W.T.F.," the track delivers a solid ambient support where applicable. Surrounds
get some extended use in "Dead Celebrities" as the spirits of Billy Mays, Michael Jackson, Ed
McMahon, David Carradine, and others haunt Ike Broflovski; while a punchy but not overly
aggressive
low end is also present in several scenes throughout the 14-episode strong 13th season. The
show's memorable musical opening never sounded as crisp and natural as it does here, and
dialogue reproduction is flawless in every episode. Though not a top-tier soundtrack, this
competent mix should delight longtime fans of the series, particularly those enjoying "South
Park" on Blu-ray for the first time.
Unfortunately, "South Park: The Complete Thirteenth Season" isn't as jam-packed with extras as
fans might have hoped. Each episode does feature Matt Stone and Trey Parker's patented "mini
commentaries;" this feature may be toggled on or off underneath the "setup"
menu tab. Each runs only several minutes in length but the duo manages to cover all the pertinent
information fans want to know without dragging things out ad infinitum. Disc one of this set
contains two additional special features, a collection of deleted scenes (1080p, 7:14) and Inside
Xbox: A
Behind-the-Scenes Tour of South Park Studios (720p, 4:36), a look around South Park's
headquarters and the process of animating the show with "Inside Xbox" host Major Nelson. Other
than mini commentaries, disc two contains no additional supplemental features.
Season thirteen is quintessential "South Park." The show remains virtually the same, with its
foursome core of characters and expanded supporting cast all continuing to sport the same
thought processes,
actions, reactions, and even clothes. Nothing much has changed in "South Park," except for the
real world in which the show exists. Creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker have managed to keep
their show fairly identical in theme and context over the course of thirteen exceptionally funny
seasons, not to mention the show's
now, anyway, not-so-surprising ability to tackle absolutely any person, place, or thing on the
planet
with ease, humor, and a relevance that resonates long after the credits run. "South Park"
remains
essential television. Its soft, cuddly, and colorful look is deceptive; this is not a show for children
but
rather for discerning and mature adults that can separate and embrace in the proper context the
show's cruelty, coarse language, and some
perverted imagery from the meat-and-poatoes of the show's true identity and purpose as an
unabashed look at the
world in the microcosm that is South Park, Colorado. Paramount's Blu-ray release of "South
Park:
The Complete Thirteenth Season" is unfortunately a bit short on extra content, but the strong
technical presentation and the generally high quality of most every episode makes this a
must-buy
for fans and a set worth checking out for newcomers to the series. Highly recommended.
Paramount Home Entertainment has announced that they will bring 'South Park: The Complete Thirteenth Season' to Blu-ray on February 2nd. This three-disc set will feature all 14 episodes from the season uncensored. Technical specs have not been announced at this ...
South Park: The Complete Thirteenth Season Blu-ray, Forum Discussions
