Street Fighter Blu-ray features mediocre video and solid audio in this mediocre Blu-ray release
When General M. Bison takes high-ranking hostages and demands $20 billion in
ransom, he pushes an already incendiary crisis to the brink of global conflict. Meanwhile,
Colonel William F. Guile's rescue mission remains stalled until the
hostages' location can be determined. Guile and his British intelligence officer, Lieutenant
Cammy, must recruit two unlikely heroes, small-time hustlers Ken Masters
and Ryu Hoshi in an audacious plan to locate the sadistic
general's futuristic secret fortress. But their entire plan is nearly derailed at the last moment
when GNT news correspondent Chun-Li Zang, who wants much more than a story,
intervenes.
And welcome to another episode of everyone's favorite radio show, 'Bad Movie Time' with your
host, Glutton For Punishment, broadcasting
live from deep within the private screening room bunker below Shadaloo City, where we have just
watched General Bison's favorite Action flick. Today we have a
special treat for all of you faithful BMTers out there. That's right, dear listeners, it's Jean-Claude Van
Damme's super-duper extra-corny lame-brained video-game-inspired Action dud 'Street Fighter!'
What better way to start the day than with 102 minutes of pure movie bliss? It's got thrills! It's
got chills! It's got Wes Studi in an eyepatch! 1994's 42nd highest-grossing picture was beat out by
only a few of cinema's most notable titles and treasured classics, including 'Junior,' 'On Deadly
Ground,' and Jean-Claude's very own 'Timecop!' So strap in, hold on tight, and don't let the bad
dialogue bite as we endeavor to uncover the magical allure of 'Street Fighter' in yet another
award-winning edition of 'Bad Movie Time!'
This is what I do to my critics!
'Street Fighter' stars JCVD (yeah, as in 'JVCD') as the muscular and
oh-so-guile Colonel Guile of the Allied Nations. His task: free our very own war-torn country of
Shadaloo
from
the vile clutches of M. Bison (Raul Julia), a power-hungry dictator who wants only peace and
harmony through absolute control. His method: mutate an army of average Joe's into
green-skinned, orange haired killing machines! His first subject: Guile's friend, Carlos Blanka
(Robert Mammone), who is injected with bags of DNA-altering molecules and is forced to watch
some of the most repulsive images known to man, including speeches by Adolf Hitler and clips
from
'Meet the Spartans.' When
Bison takes hostages and demands a king's ransom for their safe return, it's up to Guile and
some new friends -- reporter Chun-Li (Ming-Na) and her news crew Honda (Peter Navy
Tuiasosopo) and Balrog (Grand L. Bush), and friends Ken (Damian Chapa) and Ryu (Byron Mann)
-- to stop the evil dictator before his master plan is set in motion.
That's 'Street Fighter' in a nutshell, and it's a tough nut to crack. Is this movie supposed to be
taken seriously? It's borderline parody, with exaggerated performances, unequivocally clichéd
and poorly-delivered
dialogue ('This isn't over, Guile!,' 'This place makes Detroit look like Disney Land!') and action
scenes that play out with little intensity and no creative flair. It's so
ridiculous that it couldn't have been made with a straight face -- or could it? The real conundrum
here is the inclusion of several scenes and lines of dialogue that separate themselves from the
onslaught of downright bad (intentional or not) moments in the film and play as clearly
intentional moments of comic relief, for instance Honda's torture scene and, well, Zangief's and
Dee Jay's very
existences. Why toss such obvious comic relief into a movie that's seems to be one big joke?
The
answer, dear listener, is easy: 'Street Fighter' is really meant to be taken at least partially
seriously, the story, the characters, their interactions, all meant to play out with a level of
sincerity that was to elevate the movie to some level of respect. FAIL! In fact, it takes
but mere moments to realize that 'Street Fighter' is nothing but one giant epic dud in the
making. From the cartoon-like introduction of the DNA MUTAGENS and ANABOLIC PLASMA bags
of liquid (that look more like Gatorade) to the downright horrible acting (only veterans Julia and
Wes Studi ['Last of the Mohicans'] seem to 'get it,' delivering performances equally ridiculous and
sinister), 'Street Fighter' seems to exist not to create some coherent motion picture but
rather to assemble as many characters from the game as possible and toss them into the movie
with little structure or purpose.
'Street Fighter' assembles its armies (yeah, the movie has more army-on-army action in it than it
does fighter-on-fighter action) on Blu-ray with a 1080p. 2.35:1-framed transfer. Ranging from
"acceptable" to "ugly," 'Street Fighter' begins poorly with a fair amount of shimmering
over
the opening credits and never really improves from there. The image often appears overly sharp
and processed with some edge enhancement plaguing some scenes. Featuring anything but a
true film-like appearance, 'Street Fighter' features a few
artifacts here and there and plenty
of noise in some places while appearing terribly smooth in others, sometimes differing not
between
scenes
but between shots. The image often takes on an incredibly hazy appearance that diminishes
colors and details, and to such an extent in a few scenes as to practically wipe the screen clean of
all but the most basic structure of the displayed imagery. Detail and color reproduction aren't bad
in the better scenes. Outdoor shots hold up well enough, the film's colorful palette coming to life
in both the dusty streets of Shadaloo City and in the rich, jungle-like areas outside of it. Colors
on the Allied Nations Uniforms stand out nicely, particularly the bright blues, and the finer details
to be seen in the uniforms -- flag patches and other adornments -- look rather good. The 1080p
transfer does reveal some of the shoddily-constructed sets and props; close-up shots sometimes
reveal unnatural seams or bad paint jobs. Fortunately, there's no major problems with banding
or blocking, but even in the relative absence of these issues, 'Street Fighter' never looks all that
good.
'Street Fighter' pummels Blu-ray with a DTS-HD MA 5.1 lossless soundtrack. Loud but somewhat
muddled, this aggressive presentation excites the senses but never really satisfies them, the track
delivering all the makings of a first-rate soundtrack but not quite managing to squeeze enough
clarity or realistic ambience out of the material to create a seamless environment. Sound is often
tossed all through the listening area with only moderate regard for precise placement. Sure, a cage
fight in chapter three features cheering crowd noise pouring from every speaker, but there is more
a sense of phoniness than realistic immersion in the moment. Such scenes place most of the
emphasis across the front with only a few cursory sounds thrown into the rears. A soundtrack need
not offer a full-throttle back-speaker assault to be good, but this track uses them in such a way that
they
don't generally serve their primary purpose of delivering good, supportive atmospheric sounds, both
small and large. Action sound effects -- punches, gunshots, explosions -- pack plenty of heft and
tend to deliver the goods. Dialogue is also consistently reproduced adequately. Not a bad
soundtrack but sounding more like a preliminary effort rather than a final, finished product, 'Street
Fighter' sounds good but not great on Blu-ray.
Like the laundry list of characters that appear in 'Street Fighter,' this Blu-ray contains plenty of
extras that do little other than look good on the back of the box. First up is a commentary track
with
Director Steven E. de Souza. He discusses the process of bringing the game to life and making it
seem "real." He also speaks on the challenges of creating a feature film, the cast, the trio of
primary environments that populate the film, some of the nuances scattered about the film, the
role of the "Allied Nations" in the film, and plenty more tidbits. A decent track but not one that's
a must-listen, fans of the film might want to skim through it. Next are several pieces that deal
with the 'Street Fighter IV' video game: 'Street Fighter IV' Game Trailer (1080p,
3:08), 'Street Fighter IV' Game Teaser Trailer (1080p, 0:36), and 'Street Fighter IV'
Anime Trailer (1080p, 3:12).
Moving on, "The Making of 'Street Fighter'" (480p, 5:56) is a generic making-of piece that
features a look at all of the characters and the story and contains interview snippets with cast
and crew and plenty of clips from the film. Also included is a series of outtakes (480p, 3:08).
Next are a pair of deleted scenes (480p, 0:56 & 1:13) followed by 'Storyboard Sequences'
that showcase a series of storyboards followed by the actual footage from the film. Scenes
compared include 'Boardroom' and 'Prison Break'. 'Video Game Sequences'
contains clips of Guile fighting Bison from both 'Super Street Fighter II' (480p, 0:32) and
'Street Fighter: The Movie' Game' (480p, 0:46). 'Cyberwalk' takes users into the
world of 'Street Fighter' by going through some of the phrases required of a Bison
soldier in 'Recruiting Center' and replaying some of the newscasts as seen in the film in
'Crisis in Shadaloo' (480p, 3:46). Finally, 'Archives' contains a collection of
'Street Fighter'-related materials: 'Publicity Stills' (1080p, 1:06), 'Arcade Movie Game
Trailer' (480p, 0:50), 'Concept Drawings by Nikita Knatz' (1080p, 0:32), 'On the
'Street Fighter' Set' stills (1080p, 0:40), 'Ad Campaigns' stills (1080p, 0:28),
'Trading Cards' (1080p, 0:16) images from Upper Deck, and 'Toys and Tie-Ins'
(1080p, 0:08) images.
So there you have it, dear listeners. 'Street Fighter:' good game, bad movie. Not the worst movie
ever to stink up the silver screen but definitely one of the most confused, its very existence a
quagmire that begs one simple question: intentionally bad or not? Either way, the filmmakers failed
to make this one even remotely interesting, the shoddy dialogue, over-exaggerated characters, and
boring action sequences lending no charm, no appeal, no reason to exist to this turkey. Universal's
Blu-ray disc, however, is up to par for a movie of this level of excellence. It's got a passable picture;
a loud, sometimes obnoxious, not completely natural, but in no way bad lossless soundtrack; and a
long list of extras that
don't really add up to anything of value. Farewell, and until we meet again, this is Glutton For
Punishment, signing off.
Universal Studios Home Entertainment has announced that they will the 1994 live action film 'Street Fighter: Extreme Edition' to Blu-ray on February 10th, day-and-date with the DVD re-release. Staring Jean-Claude Van Damme, the film will be presented in 2.35:1 ...