The Pirates! Band of Misfits Blu-ray delivers stunningly beautiful video and superb audio in this excellent Blu-ray release
With a rag-tag crew at his side, and seemingly blind to the impossible odds stacked against him, the Pirate Captain has one dream: to beat his bitter rivals Black Bellamy and Cutlass Liz to the much coveted Pirate of the Year Award. It's a quest that takes our heroes from the shores of exotic Blood Island to the foggy streets of Victorian London. Along the way they battle a diabolical queen and team up with a young Charles Darwin.
For more about The Pirates! Band of Misfits and the The Pirates! Band of Misfits Blu-ray release, see The Pirates! Band of Misfits Blu-ray Review published by Martin Liebman on August 23, 2012 where this Blu-ray release scored 4.0 out of 5.
Before now, the only time "Pirates" and "misfits" were used in the same sentence was in reference to the Pittsburgh Pirates, Major League
Baseball's
plunderers of blunder, the organization that hasn't whiffed success (let alone a winning record) since nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
before there
was Balco, buffed-up Barry Bonds, The Florida (Miami) Marlins (two World Series wins since the Buccos were last any good), the Colorado
Rockies
(one
World Series
appearance since the Buccos were last any good), the Arizona Diamondbacks (one World Series win since the Buccos were last any good)
and the
Tampa Bay Rays (a surging model of small-market consistency and an annual playoff contender). The Pirates have been the laughing stock
of pro
sports, racking up 19 consecutive losing seasons, highlights of which include inept general managers more concerned with hair than team;
"Operation
Shutdown;" a "Freak Show" loser that almost made the playoffs on the back of folks like Kevin Polcovich (who?); a base-stealing
manager
and
his computer-generated lineups; a zombie skipper in a baseball uniform; countless trade, draft, and "Rule V" blunders; mascot camels
named Doug;
and a shiny
new
ballpark
with no honest team to play in it. Now, it's the era of Jerry Meals and Zoltan Z's and a manager stubbornly playing washed-up veterans over
better,
younger
players,
somehow guiding the ship to a winning record (knock on wood) despite a whole lot of in-game flubs. So that's what comes to mind with the
words "Pirates" and "misfits," but now there's a new entity that's actually entertaining and fun and worth a few hard-earned dollars: it's
The
Pirates! Band of Misfits, a stop-motion animated Adventure film fit for the entire family, the movie telling the tale of a nobody Pirate
Captain
determined
to
win a coveted award and, at the same time, maybe meet up with a famous naturalist, save an endangered species, and put the Queen of
England in
her place.
What would you do with a drun-ken sai-lor ear-ly in the mor-ning?
In the year 1837, Her Majesty The Queen's Royal Navy controls almost all of the world's waters, but they're struggling to get the pirate
situation
under
wraps. That infuriates Queen Victoria (voiced by Imelda Staunton), because she hates pirates! One particular pirate, one of many
men of
whom the queen disapproves,
is a
rather poor Captain (voiced by Hugh Grant) who steers a dilapidated vessel and commands a ragtag collection of sailors, including a funny-
looking
mascot parrot named Polly. He's also a dreamer, and he dreams big. He's been trying to win the coveted "Pirate of the Year" award for
twenty
straight
years and failed every time. It's an annual prize given out to the Captain with the most booty to his or her name. Captain and crew arrive
on the
dangerous Blood Island to fill out the necessary paperwork, but it soon becomes clear that the good Captain stands little-to-no chance of
winning.
Enter his three chief rivals -- Cutlass, "The Butcher of Barbados" (voiced by Salma Hayek) and holder of a massive gem; "Peg Leg" Hastings
(voiced
by Lenny Henry) and his stash of gold; and "Black
Bellamy" (voiced by Jeremy Piven), a sailor who crashes the party from inside a whale and alongside a pile of gold -- all with significantly
more
treasure, bling, and
ability, each a worthy candidate to run away with the prize and all practically shoe-ins to top the dear Captain.
Captain sulks in his misery, loses his confidence, and wallows in his pending defeat, but when he's taunted one too many times, he decides
to prove
his critics wrong and win the contest
after all and against all odds. A re-energized Captain sets out to collect all the booty on the high seas, but he runs into a tiny little problem:
nobody
has any booty for him to plunder. That or he's just a really bad captain. He raids a ghost ship, a plague ship, and a
sightseeing
ship, all of which have nothing to offer him. It seems, once again, all hope is lost, but a routine boarding of another random vessel proves
quite
fortuitous. The Captain's latest target, as luck would have it, is the Beagle, a vessel carrying none other than renowned Naturalist
Charles
Darwin (voiced by David Tennant). His vessel, no surprise, carries no worthwhile treasure, but just as the crew is set to depart and Darwin
finds
himself at the end of a plank, the scientist
points out that the crew is already in possession of a great treasure which could turn the tide of the Captain of the Year race and also prove
a boon
for the scientific community. There's only one problem: the crew will have to sail to London and into the very heart of the anti-piracy, Queen
Victoria-ruled world if they are to cash in and win the prize the Captain so persistently seeks.
The Pirates! Band of Misfits offers good, clean family fun. The movie serves up a typical kid-oriented grab bag of animated Comedy
goodness, packed with filler and largely forgettable characters and situations. Yet for all the stale ideas and usual sorts of whacky animated
movie
adventure elements, the picture manages to grab and keep one's attention even through the predictably zany antics that shape the movie
from
start to finish. Character arcs are expectedly generic -- the Captain for instance, has his ups and downs and moments of sheer silliness but
finds
that extra gear
when he's forced to morph into a hero he never knew he could be, or even wanted to be -- and it's never a surprise where they or the
movie
are headed or what's to happen in the climactic moments. Yet there's a baseline charm to them, an appeal and draw towards the simplicity
that
aims only to entertain audiences, to earn some laughter from the young ones, to paint a silly picture of high-seas adventure and land-based
fun
where clear-cut good and evil collide and a few messages on conservation and preserving life are triumphed. In fact, The Pirates! Band
of
Misfits rips off an idea from a certain Matthew Broderick/Marlon Brando Comedy from years back, but chances are the little ones haven't
seen it
and won't care. It gives the movie a good dynamic and somewhere to go, a villain who becomes a little more dislikable and a couple of
heroes who
learn that wealth isn't just about the amount of gold down in the hold. The voice cast is excellent and there are plenty of recognizable
names
dotting the roster. The stop-motion animation impresses with its stability and amazingly intricate detailing from top to bottom, in every
environment
and on each character. It's an all-around entertaining little movie, perhaps not buried treasure but a shiny source of fun that shouldn't be
missed.
The Pirates! Band of Misfits sails onto Blu-ray with a dazzling 1080p high definition transfer. This is a smooth, rich, picture-perfect image
that
reveals every last bit of information. Detail is remarkably precise and complex through every frame, across every element. Whether the
Captain's curly
beard, ornate and patchwork clothing alike, wrinkles in fabrics, scuffed wooden textures, or more regal appointments in London and aboard the
Queen's
vessel, this Blu-ray captures with precision detail every last little texture from beginning to end. The color palette is just as brilliant. Daylight
scenes in
particular offer a startling array of balanced, accurate hues, whether glittering gold or bright yellows, vibrant greens, or the Captain's red coat,
not to
mention that stability and accuracy of lesser shades such as brown woods and other earthen tones seen throughout the movie. This is a sharp,
clean
transfer, one that handles every challenge that comes its way with ease. Even foggy London exteriors are no problem, the dense fog never
succumbing
to scene-ruining banding. In fact, detail remains high in foggy foregrounds, even at night. This is a reference-quality animated transfer that
impresses
even this far into the Blu-ray game.
The Pirates! Band of Misfits floats onto Blu-ray with a wonderful DTS-HD MA 5.1 lossless soundtrack. The track plays big, spreading out
easily
across the front end while employing rich, detailed sound through the entire range and across a number of sonic elements. Cramped and well-
spaced
elements alike enjoy the same quality detailing and placement, whether the somewhat closed-in "Ham Nite" aboard the Captain's vessel or the
bigger,
rowdier bar in which he signs up for the contest. Listeners always feel a part of the environment, even if the rear speakers don't quite play with
as
much volume or information as they might should. Music is well-spaced and crisp, too. The Rock-inspired tunes that play throughout the movie
feature
excellent clarity and a good, balanced low end. Bass rattles in several instances, notably when the whale crashes into the bar and introduces
Black
Bellamy. Crashing waves punish the soundstage, cannonballs whiz across from one speaker to the next, and other action/comedic mayhem
moments
are played with an energetic cadence and superior clarity. Dialogue is smooth and center-focused, but nicely reverberates when the situation
dictates,
such as heard later in the movie at the scientific symposium and awards show. This is a good, entertaining track that's just about everything an
animated movie sound presentation should be.
The Pirates! Band of Misfits contains a nice array of extra goodies aimed at both kids (games) and adults (technical making-of pieces).
Audio Commentary: Director Peter Lord, Co-Director Jeff Newitt, and Editor Justin Krish deliver a rather dry commentary. It's
informative and detailed, but not quite in tune with the light humor that dominates the movie. Discussions include characters and character
design,
technical details of the filmmaking process, the intricacies of the animation, and more. With optional English and Spanish subtitles.
So You Want To Be a Pirate! Short film (1080p, 18:07).
Pirate Disguise Dress-Up Game (1080p): Players must "look for the example disguise and try to match each wacky ensemble
before
time runs out." Play is via the remote control's arrow buttons as users scroll through three options (head, torso, legs) to match the picture on
the
right.
From Stop to Motion (1080p, 20:52): A fascinating and detailed examination of the filmmaking process. The filmmakers discuss
constructing the world around the characters, character design, penning the story, the animation process, crafting the puppets and building
the
miniature sets, the process of swapping mouths on puppets for accurate dialogue performances, voice acting sessions, live performance
foundations,
crafting the ship and placing it in a digital sea, assembling the sound effects, and crafting the music.
Creating the Bath Chase Sequence (1080p, 8:22): A focused examination of the process of making one of the film's most complex
scenes.
Peter Lord Short Films (1080p): Wat's Pig (11:25, also available with optional director's commentary) and War
Story
(5:27, also available with optional director's commentary).
The Pirates! Band of Misfits is a pleasant, jolly-good movie. It's not really original -- the story rips off older, better movies and the
characters are
animated movie-generic -- but a movie like this aims for sheer entertainment value above all else, and in that capacity The Pirates! is a
success.
It'll likely
dazzle the kids and satisfy adults. It's very well put together, painstakingly so by the looks of it, and it's perfectly voiced and brilliantly polished.
It's not
a new animated classic, but it should hold some replay value and entertain the kids on more than one occasion. Sony's Blu-ray release of
The
Pirates! Band of Misfits features spiffy video, ship-shape audio, and a good treasure trove of extras. Highly recommended.
In August, Sony Pictures Home Entertainment will bring The Pirates! Band of Misfits to Blu-ray. Hugh Grant (About a Boy), Salma Hayek (Dogma), David Tennant (Fright Night), and Jeremy Piven (Grosse Pointe Blank) headline this Aardman-produced animated adventure ...
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