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I've always thought a Costco would make a decent place to ride out the zombie apocalypse. You've got a near-endless supply of pallets loaded with bulk
food, enough toilet paper to TP Trump Tower, and sliding metal gates to keep out the undead hordes. What I never imagined is that a Costco in
suburban Ohio would be ground zero for an alien invasion of Earth. That's the unlikely premise of The Watch, a mostly unfunny sci-fi comedy
written by Pineapple Express duo Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, directed by "SNL Digital Shorts" mastermind Akiva Schaffer, and produced by
Shawn Levy, the wildly—some might say obnoxiously—enthusiastic filmmaker behind such bland box office successes as Just Married,
Cheaper by the Dozen, and Real Steel.
This combination of individuals should tell you most everything you need to know about The Watch, which suffers from a split personality
disorder, awkwardly pulled between the crass comedy of Rogen, Goldberg, and Akiva—the guy who gave the world his "Dick in a Box"—and Schaffer's
cheery, family friendly aesthetic. As The Watch went through years of development hell, starting in 2008, Rogen and Goldberg extensively
rewrote an initial script by Jared Stern, turning the project into a decidedly R-rated affair, but it's no surprise to learn that Schaffer originally envisioned
the film as a "PG-13 kind of Ghostbusters-y thing."
The film begins with narrator Ben Stiller proudly proclaiming "Glenville, Ohio, U.S.A., Earth" to be the best place in the universe. Stiller plays Evan
Trautwig, a Costco manager with total indifference to the world outside his tiny town. But you can't say he's not civically-minded, at least. He's a city
council member, runs the local Spanish language club, and leads a jogging group—all of which take his attention away from his wife, Abby (Rosemarie
DeWitt), who wants to have a baby but can't seem to get Evan in the sack. She's about to have even more alone-time. When the night security guard
at Costco is savagely murdered—and skinned, by some stealthy, skittering creature—Evan decides to start a neighborhood watch to solve the
crime and keep Glenville safe.
Incidentally, the film was supposed to be called Neighborhood Watch, but the Treyvon Martin killing—which occurred five months before the
movie's release date—forced the Fox marketing department to scramble to rebrand a suddenly hot-button title. It also probably didn't help the film's
box office prospects that it debuted in theaters a week after the Dark Knight Rises mass shooting in Colorado. Not that this circumstantial bad
luck ultimately matters much. The Watch's low-brow science fiction setup doesn't exactly scream blockbuster, and even at its best, the movie
isn't nearly as hilarious as it desperately wants to be.
The script is a combination of disparate elements—penis jokes, bro-mance, sci-fi splatter action—that simply don't blend well. And although the casting
of Evan's rag-tag band of community protectors seems perfect at first, the parts quickly feel rote and uninspired. Jonah Hill as Franklin, a lives-with-his-
mom wannabe cop with social and emotional issues? Vince Vaughn as Bob, a hard-partying doofus of a single dad? The IT Crowd's Richard
Ayoade—in his first major U.S. role—as a nebbish English gentleman? Ben Stiller as a husband stymied by his own neuroses and perceived sexual
inadequacy? The thing is, we've seen each of these actors play the same essential role—and play them much better—in other projects.
That's not to say there isn't any fun to be found in The Watch. Jonah Hill may be doing the same arrested development shtick he's done
previously in The Sitter, Cyrus, and 21 Jump Street, but his improvisation here—twirling a butterfly knife, making obscene
suggestions—is lovable in a weird, unsettling way. Best of all is Richard Ayoade, a capable writer/director in his own right, who offsets some of the crude
American-style comedy with drier, more precise wit. The film could use more of it, especially when it veers from being a sort of buddy movie—four
dudes drinking in a man cave, going on ridiculous nighttime adventures, etc.—into all-out alien shoot-em-up mode.
The story tiredly borrows from Invasion of the Body Snatchers, with nefarious otherworldly visitors hiding in plain sight among us, but the
plot's really only here to get us from one gag to the next. An extra-terrestrial orb that fires a laser-beam when all four guys collectively "finger-bang" it.
Planet-destroying space jockeys who can only die from "severe trauma to the dick." An orgy in a suburban basement, complete with the dudes from
Akira Schaffer's novelty song trio—The Lonely Island—in a literal circle jerk. You get the picture. There are a few rare moments of LOL-worthy comedy,
but most of The Watch is as dull as an all-night stakeout in a Costco parking lot.
The Watch's $68 million budget seems awfully high for a fairly low-key sci-fi/comedy that doesn't need many special effects until the last act,
but hey, at least it looks good on Blu-ray, with a 1080p/AVC encode that's consistently sharp and clean. Shot digitally using Arri Alexa cameras, the
movie actually has a very filmic look, with an exceptionally fine layer of sensor noise that mimics the shape and movement of 35mm grain and only
spikes during the darkest scenes. As usual for most contemporary Fox releases, there are no signs of DNR or edge enhancement here, and the dual-layer
50 GB disc has plenty of room for an encode free from compression issues. The level of clarity is high throughout, to the extent that you can make out
individual hairs and extremely fine facial features in closeups. While much of the film takes place at night, outside, contrast is balanced—no harshly
crushed shadows or blown-out highlights—and the color grading delivers good density and richness. Overall, this is a very strong high definition
presentation that seems entirely true-to-intent.
20th Century Fox has equipped The Watch with the standard-issue lossless DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 surround track. This comedy-oriented mix
might not have the immersive, high intensity sound design of a dedicated sci-fi film, but it does well with the few action sequences the script throws its
way. Electricity buzzes and arcs in the rear channels. Gunshots pop through the soundfield. An alien laser crosses between speakers. Extraterrestrials
skitter and squish from all directions. Explosions boom with subwoofer afterburners. Quieter scenes features a modicum of environmental ambience—
football stadium clamor, neighborhood noise—and everything sounds clean and balanced and grounded. Composer Christophe Beck's score is the usual
action/comedy stuff, but it sounds good too, tonally/dynamically anyway. Dialogue is always clear and easy to understand, but for those that might need
or want them, the disc comes with a number of subtitle and dubbing options; see above for details.
Deleted Scenes (HD, 24:39): An even dozen deleted/extended scenes, including Evan's eulogy for his skinned-alive pal, Antonio.
Gag Reel (HD, 3:41): More laughs in under four minutes than in the entirety of the film proper.
Jonah Alternate Takes (HD, 5:39): When filming, the director wasn't sure how far to take Jonah's character, so with each scene they had
him ad-lib increasingly more deranged lines, some of which are collected here.
Watchmakers (HD, 12:16): Your usual making-of featurette, with quick interviews and some behind-the-scenes footage.
Alien Invasions and You (HD, 1:48): The cast and crew give their thoughts on how they'd actually handle an alien invasion.
Casting the Alien (HD, 5:24): A fake interview with the "alien" who played the alien.
The Watch is one of those unfortunate comedies where—by some combination of bad writing and poor timing—the jokes just don't land as well
or as often as they should. The film's obvious PG-13 origins are also at-odds with its wannabe hard-R attitude, making for a tonal mish-mash that
doesn't blend well. And while Jonah Hill and Richard Ayoade have a few moments of comic brilliance each, you can't help feeling that you've seen them
play these same characters in better films or—in Ayoade's case—TV series. 20th Century Fox's Blu-ray features decent tech specs and a few fun special
features, but I'd only recommend a rental on this one.
20th Century Fox Entertainment has officially announced that it will release a combo pack edition of director Akiva Schaffer's comedy The Watch (2012), starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill and Richard Ayoade. Street date is November 13th.
