Scare yourself silly and scream with laughter at this hilarious spoof of Hollywood's hottest horror movies. When a young family, who can't seem to stop filming themselves, moves into a house that turns out to be haunted, they meet up with a host of creepy characters -- including a horny vampire-hunting president who wants to emancipate their dragon-tattooed daughter. With help from the hysterically high-energy "Ghost Brothers" the family sets out to solve the mystery of the haunted house.
Behind the Scenes of 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
A) Polyglot titles went out when the Wayans changed "Scream If You Know What I Did Last Halloween" to the more pronounceable (and less unfunny) "Scary Movie",
B) What...does Dragon Tattoo...even REMOTELY have to do with horror, and why would anyone pick it as a target anyway?
(That makes even less sense than Scary Movie 5 going after "Black Swan" 0_0??)
C) And while we're at it, did anyone even -see- "Devil Inside"? No, did they?
D) Even though SelzBerg were white, it's usually black comics who do the creaking old "Movies that became big overexposed hits for white people" jokes without ever actually seeing the movies. Which explains why we get a Lincoln joke...Yuk yuk.
So, just so that we're clear, THIS gets a blu ray release. Suspiria? No. True Lies? Hell no. Willow? Hell to the NO. Sequels to Bad Boys, Ghostbusters & Beverly Hills Cop? N-O!! But THIS gets a blu ray release. OK, just making sure we all were on the same page here. Now back to our regularly scheduled thread.
@kevin87 - It should, Craig Moss directed that one too. And "Breaking Wind", the other Twilight parody you didn't see, that wasn't SeltzBerg's "Vampires Suck".
(And given that Moss think he's on the SeltzBerg Bandwagon, who's the bigger fool, the fool or the follower?)
My thoughts exactly, I would like to know who, exactly who would watch this? And which schmuck forked up the money to have it made in the first place, and who decided it should be released on to Blu-ray.