Going Postal Blu-ray Review
Once Upon a Time, There Were These Things Called "Letters"
Reviewed by Michael Reuben, March 31, 2012
Although I'm a newcomer to the alternate reality of Terry Pratchett's "Discworld" novels, after
watching this British TV adaptation of one the most popular, I understand their attraction.
Pratchett shares the essential knack of all great fantasy writers (including Tolkien and Rowling)
for imagining another world in such vivid detail that it breathes with independent life. Like all
the best writers of the fantastic, Pratchett borrows creatively from things we recognize (and quite a
few things we don't), and his sources come from whatever strikes his fancy. Fairy tales, folk
mythology, Jewish mysticism, vampire legends, modern technology,
old technology, heavy
leather, Freudian theory—all of these (and more) contribute their bit to the world of
Going
Postal. Somehow it all fits. Only Pratchett knows the secret.
Going Postal is the third TV adaptation of Pratchett's novels, and I suspect its attraction as
a video release is that it doesn't require that one know much background about "Discworld", which
is a huge flat surface balanced on the backs of four elephants who stand on the shell of a giant
turtle swimming through space. None of this cosmology is important in
Going Postal, most of which takes place within Discworld's city
of Ankh-Morpork, but think of it as a quick introduction to
the Pratchett universe. The Post Office in Pratchett's tale is composed of familiar elements, but it
resembles no post office anyone on either side of the Atlantic has ever seen. The same goes for
the Post Office's competitor, known as "the Clacks", a kind of hybrid of telegraph, telephone,
semaphore and email, about which Pratchett obviously has his doubts. But more on that later.
Going Postal was shown in two parts on Britain's Sky1 network on May 30, 2010. As far as I can
tell, it never aired in the United States.
The story begins with Moist Von Lipwig (Richard Coyle), a natural born con artist with a
winning smile, who pulls off scam after scam with utter sang-froid—until he's caught and
sentenced to death by hanging. His executioner, Trooper (Daniel Cerqueira), is a cheerful fellow
straight out of a Monty Python sketch, but no one is more surprised than Lipwig when, after
dropping through the hangman's trap door, he wakes up in the offices of the ruler of
Ankh-Morpork, the stern Lord Vetinari (Charles Dance). He has an offer Lipwig can't refuse.
Lord Vetinari wants Lipwig to become the new Postmaster and reopen the city's Post Office. If
he accepts, he'll be given a second chance. If he refuses, he can exit by the side door of Vetinari's
office into a bottomless pit that looks like something from an early Terry Gilliam film. (Indeed,
much of the production design of
Going Postal appears to have been inspired by Gilliam.)
Lipwig accepts the inevitable and takes the job. He thereby enters a game much bigger than any
he's ever played before.
The reason for the Post Office's woes is the alternate system of communication called "the
Clacks". In Pratchett's introduction, he describes the Clacks as what the internet might look like
if you had to create it without electricity, using strictly mechanical elements such as string, paper
tape, pulleys and similar Rube Goldberg elements. Messages are relayed through a series of
signal towers, and when the system works, it's fast and efficient.
But it's also expensive. The owner of the Clacks system, Reacher Gilt, sees to that. He's played
by David Suchet, who is clearly having a wonderful time acting the villain and hiding behind an
eye patch and a wig of sweeping black hair that renders him unrecognizable as the famous face of
Hercule Poirot. (In Pratchett's book, Gilt was modeled on a pirate and had a parrot on his
shoulder, but director Jon Jones decided that including a live animal in every scene with Gilt
would be impractical.) Like a greedy ISP or cell service provider, Gilt is always raising the price
of Clacks service, and he's free to do so now that the Post Office is out of business—a
development, it turns out, that Gilt has not achieved by honest competition. News that Lord
Vetinari has hired a Postmaster does not brighten Gilt's mood.
Before reporting to the Post Office, Lipwig tries to escape, but he finds he's been assigned a
parole officer: a massive golem named Mr. Pump (Marnix Van Den Broeke, who is 6' 7",
inhabits the suit; Nicholas Farrell supplies the commanding voice). Pump is unstoppable and
inescapable, but he and Lipwig develop an intriguing friendship by the end of
Going Postal.
Resigned to his fate, Lipwig enters the derelict building, where he's greeted by unruly piles of
undelivered mail, extending as far as the eye can see in all directions, like some nightmare vision
of a Dead Letter Office. (Indeed, Lipwig will shortly begin experiencing just such nightmares.)
He has a staff of just two. The first is Stanley Howler (Ian Bonar), who's eager, green and
obsessed with collecting . . . pins? (Yes, pins.) The other is an old-timer named Groat, who
knows and reveres all of the institution's rules and regulations; Groat is played by Andrew Sachs,
who is a living legend in the world of English comedy, because almost forty years ago he created
one of the funniest characters ever to appear on any TV screen:
Fawlty Towers' Spanish waiter,
Manuel.
It's from Groat that Lipwig learns about the previous four Postmasters, all of whom died
suspiciously violent deaths. As he begins to grasp the magnitude of his dangerous situation,
Lipwig realizes that he has to start applying his slippery talents to resuscitating the Post Office
and making it a going concern. Escape is certainly impossible, as Lipwig confirms by visting the
Golem Trust, which controls Pump and all the other golems. The Trust is run by Adora Belle
Dearheart (Claire Foy of
Little Dorrit), a severe and waspish creature who puts the "no" in
"no
nonsense". Precisely because Adora Belle can't stand a man of Lipwig's character, he falls for
her instantly. And as it happens, their interests are aligned. Adora Belle despises Reacher Gilt,
who effectively stole the Clacks system from her father, its inventor. Adora Belle recently lost
her brother, John (Tamás Mohai), in a Clacks accident that she believes was arranged (it's the
opening sequence of episode 1), and she'd be thrilled to see the Post Office knock Gilt off his
perch—
if Lipwig is the man for the job, which Adora Belle very much doubts.
Around this already rather complicated plot, Pratchett and the two script adapters, Richard Curti
and Bev Doyle, have embroidered elaborate and diverting subplots that always manage to wind
their way back to the main story. Displaying a good con man's attention to people's soft spots,
Lipwig becomes a quick study on pin collecting and postal regulations to motivate his new staff,
and he applies his forger's talent to the invention of stamps, which quickly become the hot new
thing in mail delivery. (He also invents what looks like the Pony Express, to which Gilt responds
with something that closely resembles a stagecoach robbery.) All the while, Lipwig and Gilt
battle for the favor of the press, as personified by Miss Cripslock (Tamsin Greig). There are
ghosts in the Post Office, reckonings with Lipwig's past, a buried fortune, vampire assassins, a
deadly fire and a radical hacker group dedicated to disrupting the Clacks. (And more. Pratchett's
world is nothing if not overstuffed.)
Director Jon Jones (one of the directors of
Zen) took his cast and crew to Budapest, Hungary,
where some of the most bizarre-looking sets were found among existing ruins instead of being
built. Even though it was made on a television budget,
Going Postal looks like it cost a lot
more, because its makers really did go to a foreign land to create another world. It's like nothing you've
seen before.